How I Met Your Mother
A father tells his children about how he met their mother through flashbacks. The story follows a close-knit group of friends as their lives and relationships unfold, building toward the day that changes everything.
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Season 3
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1
E1
Wait for It
Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.
Sep 24, 2007 -
2
E2
We're Not from Here
Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.
Oct 1, 2007 -
3
E3
Third Wheel
Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.
Oct 8, 2007 -
4
E4
Little Boys
Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.
Oct 15, 2007 -
5
E5
How I Met Everyone Else
Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.
Oct 22, 2007 -
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E6
I'm Not That Guy
Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name
Oct 29, 2007 -
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E7
Dowisetrepla
Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.
Nov 5, 2007 -
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E8
Spoiler Alert
Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed
Nov 12, 2007 -
9
E9
Slapsgiving
Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.
Nov 19, 2007 -
10
E10
The Yips
When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.
Nov 26, 2007 -
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E11
The Platinum Rule
Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.
Dec 10, 2007 -
12
E12
No Tomorrow
Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.
Mar 17, 2008 -
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E13
Ten Sessions
Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.
Mar 24, 2008 -
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E14
The Bracket
Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.
Mar 31, 2008 -
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E15
The Chain of Screaming
After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.
Apr 14, 2008 -
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E16
Sandcastles in the Sand
Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.
Apr 21, 2008 -
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E17
The Goat
Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.
Apr 28, 2008 -
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E18
Rebound Bro
Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.
May 5, 2008 -
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E19
Everything Must Go
When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.
May 12, 2008 -
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E20
Miracles
Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.
May 19, 2008