Red vs. Blue
In the distant future, two groups of soldiers wage absurd battles over the worst possible territory: a lonely box canyon far from everything. With very little at stake and plenty of bickering, they clash while stuck in the middle of nowhere.
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Season 5
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E1
You Can't Park Here
It’s the happy day for the Blood Gulch crew as new arrivals upset everything.
Sep 30, 2006 -
2
E2
Got Your Back
As Church argues with Simmons and Grif, a tapping noise begins to sound from the ship. Sheila abruptly leaves, forcing Church to retreat to the base.
Oct 6, 2006 -
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E3
Baby Steps
Church attempts to call Vic for reinforcements, but is stalled by an elaborate answering machine system. Meanwhile, the back door of the ship opens, and an unseen entity emerges.
Oct 13, 2006 -
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E4
Sibling Arrivalries
Grif's newly arrived sister gets acquainted with her new friends.
Oct 27, 2006 -
5
E5
The Grif Reaper
As Caboose attempts to see the new Red soldier using the sniper rifle, Tucker wakes from his coma. Sister explains to the Reds that Command has promoted a soldier and sent her to fill in.
Nov 3, 2006 -
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E6
In Memoriam
A very depressing funeral takes place at Blood Gulch Outpost #1, with everyone sharing eulogies.
Nov 17, 2006 -
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E7
Strong Male Figure
Church and Tucker admire the new abomination, while Grif reveals to Simmons that Sister is colorblind.
Nov 25, 2006 -
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E8
Yellow Fever
In order to keep her safe, Grif confronts the Blues and convinces them to take Sister.
Dec 8, 2006 -
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E9
Brass Tacks
Now on the Blue Team, Sister gets a tour of Blue Base and meets its members.
Dec 22, 2006 -
10
E10
The Nesting Theory
The Blues are attacked by an angry Tex, while Grif and Simmons decide to enter the cave to look for Sarge.
Jan 5, 2007 -
11
E11
Spelunked
Sarge and Donut go adventuring in the caves, while Tex and Sister have a little chat.
Jan 12, 2007 -
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E12
The Haystack
While the Blues decide to reboot Sheila, Grif and Simmons look out for bats and snakes.
Feb 3, 2007 -
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E13
Terms and Provisions
While Sarge and Donut find an unconscious Simmons underground, Church and Tex help Caboose with his womanizing skills.
Feb 17, 2007 -
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E14
Missed Direction
As the Reds find Grif, who claims that he was questioned by his captors, the Blues execute their plan.
Mar 2, 2007 -
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E15
Where Credit Is Due
The Blues decide to transfer Sheila's intelligence program to the ship's on-board computer. Meanwhile, Grif recounts his interrogation.
Mar 16, 2007 -
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E16
Biting The Hand
While Tex tells the Blues about her adventures with York, the Red team discover a surveillance system in the cavern.
Mar 31, 2007 -
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E17
Tucker Knows Best
After giving his son, Junior, some life lessons, Tucker, along with Church and Tex, go investigate the Red base.
Apr 7, 2007 -
18
E18
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The Reds decide to take control of the deserted Blue base. Meanwhile, Sheila, now uploaded into the ship, tells Caboose about Omega's whereabouts.
Apr 21, 2007 -
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E19
The Wrong Crowd
While Simmons hears an echo in the cavern and leaves to investigate, Tex interrogates Church.
Apr 27, 2007 -
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E20
Uncommunicado
While the Blues are ambushed by Wyoming and Gamma, the Reds find Andy, who tells them that Omega has infected a revived Captain Flowers.
May 12, 2007 -
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E21
Same Old, Same Old
While Caboose leaves Sheila to go rescue his teammates, Tucker finds out that Wyoming has the ability to time loop.
May 26, 2007 -
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E22
Repent, The End Is Near
As Omega begins his master plan, the Wyoming clones wreak havoc in Blood Gulch.
Jun 9, 2007 -
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E23
Why Were We Here?
In the finale of The Blood Gulch Chronicles, the Reds and Blues attempt to stop Omega at all costs, before he is able to execute his plan of enslaving an entire alien race. It's the end of many things, but it ain't over 'till it's over.
Jun 28, 2007