Seinfeld
A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends navigate the everyday pitfalls and payoffs of city life in New York. Across the 1990s, their misadventures turn ordinary moments into nonstop, comedic trouble.
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E1
The Engagement
Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.
Sep 21, 1995 · 24m -
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E2
The Postponement
Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.
Sep 28, 1995 · 23m -
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E3
The Maestro
A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.
Oct 5, 1995 · 23m -
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E4
The Wink
George's involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O'Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine's cousin.
Oct 12, 1995 · 23m -
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E5
The Hot Tub
An Olympic athlete stays at Elaine's; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad.
Oct 19, 1995 · 23m -
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E6
The Soup Nazi
Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armoire to muggers.
Nov 2, 1995 · 23m -
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E7
The Secret Code
George dines with Elaine's boss; Jerry's sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.
Nov 9, 1995 · 23m -
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E8
The Pool Guy
An acquaintance latches on to Jerry; George objects to Susan's relationship with his pals; Kramer's new phone number brings many wrong numbers.
Nov 16, 1995 · 23m -
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E9
The Sponge
Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.
Dec 7, 1995 · 23m -
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E10
The Gum
Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is worried about George's mental stability.
Dec 14, 1995 · 23m -
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E11
The Rye
George's parents meet Susan's; Elaine fears her enthusiasm may have scared off the musician she's dating; Kramer drives a hansom cab, but feeds his steed bad fuel.
Jan 4, 1996 · 23m -
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E12
The Caddy
Kramer sues Elaine's friend for sinking his golf career; George's apparent work ethic impresses his bosses.
Jan 25, 1996 · 23m -
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E13
The Seven
Kramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerry's flame always wears the same outfit.
Feb 1, 1996 · 23m -
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E14
The Cadillac (1)
George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.
Feb 8, 1996 · 44m -
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E15
The Cadillac (2)
George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.
Feb 8, 1996 · 23m -
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E16
The Shower Head
Elaine fails a drug test--twice--and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on "The Tonight Show."
Feb 15, 1996 · 23m -
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E17
The Doll
Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room.
Feb 22, 1996 · 23m -
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E18
The Friars Club
Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper sponsors him for membership.
Mar 7, 1996 · 23m -
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E19
The Wig Master
Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car.
Apr 4, 1996 · 23m -
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E20
The Calzone
George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer.
Apr 25, 1996 · 42m -
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E21
The Bottle Deposit (1)
Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.
May 2, 1996 · 23m -
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E22
The Bottle Deposit (2)
While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs.
May 2, 1996 · 23m -
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E23
The Wait Out
Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans.
May 9, 1996 -
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E24
The Invitations
Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party.
May 16, 1996