Two and a Half Men
A hedonistic jingle writer’s carefree life is derailed when his brother and a 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front home. As daily living becomes strained, he tries to regain control while juggling family tensions and changing roommates.
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Season 11
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E1
Nangnangnangnang
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
Sep 26, 2013 · 21m -
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E2
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty.
Oct 3, 2013 · 20m -
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E3
This Unblessed Biscuit
Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.
Oct 10, 2013 · 21m -
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E4
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.
Oct 17, 2013 · 22m -
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E5
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
Oct 24, 2013 · 20m -
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E6
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.
Nov 7, 2013 · 19m -
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E7
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.
Nov 14, 2013 · 22m -
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E8
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose's help.
Nov 21, 2013 · 21m -
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E9
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.
Dec 5, 2013 · 22m -
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E10
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
Dec 12, 2013 · 22m -
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E11
Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.
Jan 2, 2014 · 21m -
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E12
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
Jan 9, 2014 · 22m -
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E13
Bite Me, Supreme Court
Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
Jan 30, 2014 · 22m -
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E14
Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
Feb 6, 2014 · 22m -
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E15
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
Feb 27, 2014 · 30m -
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E16
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.
Mar 6, 2014 · 21m -
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E17
Welcome Home, Jake
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
Mar 13, 2014 · 20m -
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E18
West Side Story
Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house.
Apr 3, 2014 · 20m -
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E19
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian.
Apr 10, 2014 · 21m -
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E20
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
Apr 24, 2014 · 22m -
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E21
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.
May 1, 2014 · 21m -
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E22
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.
May 8, 2014 · 22m