Two and a Half Men
A hedonistic jingle writer’s carefree life is derailed when his brother and a 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front home. As daily living becomes strained, he tries to regain control while juggling family tensions and changing roommates.
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Season 12
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1
E1
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.
Oct 30, 2014 · 22m -
2
E2
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.
Nov 6, 2014 · 21m -
3
E3
Glamping in a Yurt
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
Nov 13, 2014 · 21m -
4
E4
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
Nov 20, 2014 · 21m -
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E5
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.
Nov 27, 2014 · 22m -
6
E6
Alan Shot a Little Girl
Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.
Dec 4, 2014 · 21m -
7
E7
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.
Dec 11, 2014 · 21m -
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E8
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
Dec 18, 2014 · 20m -
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E9
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
Jan 8, 2015 · 21m -
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E10
Here I Come, Pants!
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
Jan 15, 2015 · 21m -
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E11
For Whom the Booty Calls
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
Jan 22, 2015 · 21m -
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E12
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.
Jan 29, 2015 · 22m -
13
E13
Boompa Loved His Hookers
Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
Feb 5, 2015 · 20m -
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E14
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
Feb 12, 2015 · 20m -
15
E15
Of Course He's Dead (1)
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
Feb 19, 2015 · 38m -
16
E16
Of Course He's Dead (2)
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
Feb 19, 2015
