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During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.

Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.

Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.

Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.

Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.

Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.

Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.

Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.

After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.

Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!