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Season 2

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E1
Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail

Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.

Sep 9, 2019
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E2
Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad

John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.

Sep 9, 2019
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E3
Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal

Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.

Oct 14, 2019
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E4
You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad

Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).

Oct 21, 2019
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E5
Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk

Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.

Oct 28, 2019
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E6
Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles

Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.

Nov 4, 2019
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E7
On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer

Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.

Nov 11, 2019
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E8
Man Turns Home into Home Depot

Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.

Nov 18, 2019
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E9
"Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation

Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.

Nov 25, 2019
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E10
Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist

Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.

Dec 2, 2019
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E11
Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona

Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.

Dec 9, 2019
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E12
Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record

Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.

Dec 16, 2019
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E13
We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer

Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.

Dec 23, 2019
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E14
One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars

Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.

Dec 30, 2019
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E15
True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien

Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.

Jan 6, 2020 · 9m
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E16
Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz

Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.

Jan 6, 2020 · 5m
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E17
Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys

Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.

Jan 13, 2020 · 5m
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E18
Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria

Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.

Jan 20, 2020 · 5m
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E19
Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds

Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.

Jan 27, 2020
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E20
Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?

A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.

Feb 3, 2020
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E21
Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off

Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.

Feb 10, 2020
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E22
Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America

Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.

Feb 17, 2020
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E23
Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People

Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.

Feb 24, 2020