Pirate Express
300 years ago, Captain LaPoutine and his crew, Armando, Burt, Booli and Spewey tried to steal a princess' tiara, but unfortunately they accidentally stole Poseidon's underwear instead. This angered Poseidon and made him shrink the pirates and imprison them in a bottle. In the present day, The pirates were accidentally released by his younger son, Newt. So Newt decided to take control of the pirates and go on adventures with them.
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Season 1
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1
E1
Poseidon or Bust
Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party.
Apr 26, 2015 -
3
E3
Little Miss Swordshine
LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express.
Apr 26, 2015 -
5
E5
Turkey Leg of Doom
When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg
Apr 26, 2015 -
7
E7
Enter the Octogod
Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.
Apr 26, 2015 -
9
E9
Bilge Rat Zombies
On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.
Apr 26, 2015 -
11
E11
Night of the Geminis
Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.
Apr 26, 2015 -
13
E13
All A Bored
Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.
Apr 26, 2015 -
15
E15
White Wedding
Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.
Apr 26, 2015 -
17
E17
Shrieking Violet
Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.
Apr 26, 2015 -
19
E19
Get Kraken
Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken.
Apr 26, 2015 -
21
E21
Penguin Law
Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins.
Apr 26, 2015 -
23
E23
Opposites Ahoy
Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis.
Apr 27, 2015 -
25
E25
Out of Key
Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key.
Apr 27, 2015 -
27
E27
One Flew Over the Crow's Nest
LaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital.
Apr 27, 2015 -
28
E28
Game On
Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.
Apr 27, 2015 -
29
E29
Licence to Thrill
Newt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express.
Apr 28, 2015 -
30
E30
Beast in Show
Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.
Apr 28, 2015 -
31
E31
Fine Feathered Fiend
Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot.
Apr 28, 2015 -
32
E32
Lumber Jerk
Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.
Apr 28, 2015 -
33
E33
Father Time
LaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express.
Apr 28, 2015 -
34
E34
Manure Overload
Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.
Apr 28, 2015 -
35
E35
No Sea for Old Salts
Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out.
Apr 29, 2015 -
36
E36
Sealed Fate
Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.
Apr 29, 2015 -
37
E37
Blunder Down Under
Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld.
Apr 29, 2015 -
38
E38
Engaged in Battle
Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.
Apr 29, 2015 -
39
E39
Beggars Can't Be Cruisers
The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests.
Apr 29, 2015 -
40
E40
Voyage of the Edam-ed
Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.
Apr 29, 2015 -
41
E41
Greeced Lightning
Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day.
Apr 30, 2015 -
42
E42
The Godd Couple
Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.
Apr 30, 2015 -
43
E43
Gordon's Fish Tale
Newt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit.
Apr 30, 2015 -
44
E44
Love on the Rocks
Newt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.
Apr 30, 2015 -
45
E45
Malaise of the One Eye
Newt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it.
Apr 30, 2015 -
46
E46
The Future Is Now
The Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.
Apr 30, 2015 -
47
E47
Booty Camp
Poseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War.
Apr 30, 2015 -
48
E48
Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire
Newt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.
Apr 30, 2015 -
49
E49
Booty Nights
Newt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit.
Apr 30, 2015 -
50
E50
Fountain of Misspent Youth
The Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.
Apr 30, 2015 -
51
E51
Jungle Booty
Newt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!
Apr 30, 2015